module Xdite

# File lib/xdite.rb, line 20
def apologize
  '別人變造我的講法還甚至發明我沒講過的話。那我到底要對這些內容去道歉什麼？'
end

# File lib/xdite.rb, line 24
def debate
  ret = []
  (rand(96) + 5).times{ ret << ['z', 'Z', '...'].sample }
  ret.join
end

# File lib/xdite.rb, line 14
def paragraph n = 3, per_paragraph = 3
  ret = []
  n.to_i.times{ret << sentence(per_paragraph.to_i)}
  ret.join("\n\n")
end

# File lib/xdite.rb, line 30
def quotes
  @quotes ||= File.readlines(File.expand_path('../xdite/quotes.txt', __FILE__)).map(&:strip)
end

# File lib/xdite.rb, line 5
def says n = 1
  quotes.sample(n.to_i).join($/)
end

# File lib/xdite.rb, line 10
def sentence n = 1
  quotes.sample(n.to_i).join
end