module Loremgenerator

# File lib/loremgenerator.rb, line 4
def self.ipsum
      "Fantastic, yes, but gory. Help. It is a juniper. Pikku and Friendly ate all the kibbles. Formaldehyde, an exacto, a comb, a napkin, and a typewriter combined with vitamins, a bicycle, whiskey, batteries, flippers and a bike messenger twisted around the bend one curve at a time during the entire tour through Texas with Madi and my bass. Veragogo had a plan for fame and flicker of flash bulbs but all the costumes turned into jerseys and centuries with views of flowers, yucca, jelly, blueberries and guava paste. My teeth broke in an accident with the turbo trainwreck I call myself in my twenties. Floppy hair, green eyes and a slick bike are the formula in geometry for a Pickaxe turned Park n' Ride. The stripped cats, Lars, pompoms, sneakers, bubbler and litter boxes all make California seem like home, Massachusetts. Finland is stress-free where you can relax, swim and bike. Do a triathlon in Palm Springs or Oxnard in November or early October while listening to Vanity Press and Go Away Evil. Dudley is a great place to visit in the winter at Christmas."
  end